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[0:00]100 view hook versus 1 million view hook.

[0:02]100 view hooks make one person care,

[0:04]but one million view hooks make anyone care.

[0:06]Here are videos that have the same exact topic,

[0:08]but 100 versus 1 million view hooks.

[0:10]100 view hook I don't know who needs to hear this,

[0:13]but weight loss is not about cardio.

[0:15]One million view hook I lost over 30 pounds in four months,

[0:00]Sir, a simple question. How many women do you have in your life?

[0:03]I have two women.

[0:05]Wait, what did you just say? Two women? Did you even hear the question?

[0:09]I heard it very well. I said I have two women.

[0:11]Explain yourself right now.

[0:13]Yes, two women. My mother, the woman who gave me life, and my wife who is trying to take it.

[0:19]Hahaha

[0:00]David, why do you look so sad today?

[0:01]Because my dad is at the police station, hospital.

[0:04]Oh no, I'm so sorry to hear that, David.

[0:07]Do you want to go home?

[0:08]Yes, ma'am.

[0:10]Praise, do you know why David's mom is in the hospital, the police station?

[0:13]Yes, ma'am.

[0:14]What happened?

[0:00]I really need to talk to you

[0:02]I'll send you 1 cigarette right now

[0:04]click on the Cross next door and listen carefully to kisses

[0:03]magnífico día para un exorcismo

[0:11]padre qué bueno que llegó la situación está terrible

[0:17]padrecito por favor ayúdenos tiene que sacarle el demonio

[0:22]tiene que ratito

[0:23]si por cada adolescente enloquecida se hicieran exorcismos

[0:27]ya no quedarían curas en las iglesias pero

[0:31]analicemos el panorama

[0:36]heridas en la cara

[0:00]cómo funcionan los parches para granos

[0:02]cuando colocas un parche sobre un grano

[0:04]primero sella la zona y la mantiene

[0:06]protegida de la suciedad el parche

[0:08]contiene hidrocoloide

[0:09]una sustancia

[0:10]que empieza a absorber el líquido que sale del grano

[0:13]como pus grasa y otros fluidos