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0:00An Algerian asks Nicolas Sarkozy,
0:02how much will you give me if I go back to Algeria with the whole family?
0:06Sarkozy answers: 1500 euros.
0:09He goes home and tells his wife,
0:11it gives 1500 euros if we start again.
0:14His wife said,
0:15it's not much,
0:16wait again.
0:17He thinks and says to himself,
0:19I prefer to wait for the next president.
0:21And in the meantime,
0:23he has one more child.
0:24François Hollande arrives.
0:26He asks her the same question,
0:32Hollande tells him deux-mille-cinq-cents euros.
0:34He goes home,
0:36this time,
0:37he gives 2500 euros.
0:40ah there it is better,
0:41but wait a little longer.
0:42There he says to himself,
0:43if I wait again,
0:44as soon as I have two more children,
0:46it will be the jackpot.
0:48Arrival of Emmanuel Macron,
0:53Macron answers him,
0:54€4.000.
0:56He goes home
0:57€4.000 this time.
1:00here we start to talk,
1:02but wait again.
1:03Arrives 2027.
1:05He asks the same question,
1:07How much will you give me if I go back to Algeria with the whole family?
1:11And Jordan Bardella answers him for 5 minutes.

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