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0:00Okay, wait,
0:01because why did I just build the best,
0:03best deal ever pizza? Look at this.
0:06First of all, hand toss crust,
0:08because if it's not fluffy and golden,
0:11I don't want it, period.
0:13Then I went with the classic tomato sauce.
0:15We are not doing anything basic over here,
0:17but we are doing iconic cheese,
0:20obviously, cause I don't do halfway anything.
0:23And then I'm going to need pepperoni,
0:25beef, bacon,
0:27olives, and pineapple.
0:30Yes, I said pineapple.
0:32Don't start. Sweet, spicy,
0:34savory. That's balance.
0:36Just like gymnastics. Sums up my personality perfectly.
0:40Tell me this isn't elite.
0:43Hmm.
0:44That's a 10. Well,
0:45actually, 9 99.
0:48Domino's did their big one and stuck the landing
0:51with Domino's best deal ever,
0:52you can get any pizza with any toppings for just 9 99.
0:55You can literally build a pizza however you want with this deal.
0:59Or you can trust this gold medal winner
1:02and use the link to order my exact
1:04best ever pizza at Domino's.
1:06Um, if you think you can top mine,
1:08go ahead, but I doubt it.
1:10All right, go order your own,
1:12because I'm about to finish mine.
1:14Okay, like,
1:16see y'all later. Bye.
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