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[0:00]100 view hook versus 1 million view hook.

[0:02]100 view hooks make one person care,

[0:04]but one million view hooks make anyone care.

[0:06]Here are videos that have the same exact topic,

[0:08]but 100 versus 1 million view hooks.

[0:10]100 view hook I don't know who needs to hear this,

[0:13]but weight loss is not about cardio.

[0:15]One million view hook I lost over 30 pounds in four months,

[0:00]Lover..

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[0:01]I want you to know...

[0:01]That I am very happy with you.

[0:03]..

[0:03]And for having you in my life.

[0:05]Because since you arrived.

[0:06]Everything feels different and more beautiful.

[0:00]Pai novinha com tudo prazer

[0:04]Hoje você tá tarada

[0:09]Hoje tu fico assanhada

[0:11]Vem mulher cheia de prazer

[0:26]Já que você tá tarada

[0:28]Hoje tu senta pra nada, vai voltar com a chota inchada

[0:46]DJ, DJ, DJ, MS, tem que respeitar

[0:58]E aí

[0:00]Excuse me sir, can I ask you a question?

[0:02]Sure!

[0:02]Who is pretty? Men or women?

[0:03]Men.

[0:04]Why?

[0:07]Now you try!

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[0:00]Amanda, what are you whipping up for dinner?

[0:02]Rice ma.

[0:03]Rice? I want pounded yam with ogbono soup.

[0:05]I can't make pounded yam tonight.

[0:07]Say that again?

[0:08]You heard me ma.

[0:10]What came out of your mouth just now? So you're being impudent to me now?

[0:13]No ma, I'm not being rude to you, but this is my husband's home and I should be entitled to prepare what I prefer as well.

[0:00]Son, you are overstepping your boundaries.

[0:02]Act like a man and get out of that kitchen.

[0:04]Mama, with all due respect, my wife is heavily pregnant.

[0:06]I'm helping her. What's wrong with that?

[0:07]So your wife is now more important than your mother?

[0:09]Mama, this is my family helping my pregnant wife.

[0:11]Doesn't make me less of a man.

[0:13]Please go home and let us live in peace.