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[0:00]100 view hook versus 1 million view hook.

[0:02]100 view hooks make one person care,

[0:04]but one million view hooks make anyone care.

[0:06]Here are videos that have the same exact topic,

[0:08]but 100 versus 1 million view hooks.

[0:10]100 view hook I don't know who needs to hear this,

[0:13]but weight loss is not about cardio.

[0:15]One million view hook I lost over 30 pounds in four months,

[0:00]Honey, you are welcome to my house. Let's go in.

[0:02]Yeah, thank you babe, but I have not paid the Uberman.

[0:04]What do you mean you have not paid the Uberman?

[0:07]What do you mean you have not paid the Uberman?

[0:08]How much is his money?

[0:09]His money is 3,000 Naira, but I am very broke.

[0:13]So you don't have 3,000 to give the man?

[0:15]You said the money to come here is 3,000 Naira.

[0:00]I miss you, sugar boy.

[0:02]Who are you and why are you calling me sugar boy?

[0:05]Sugar boy, you've forgotten how you used to knock me.

[0:08]Get out from here! I don't know you!

[0:00]Sir, a simple question. How many women do you have in your life?

[0:03]I have two women.

[0:05]Wait, what did you just say? Two women? Did you even hear the question?

[0:09]I heard it very well. I said I have two women.

[0:11]Explain yourself right now.

[0:13]Yes, two women. My mother, the woman who gave me life, and my wife who is trying to take it.

[0:19]Hahaha

[0:00]David, why do you look so sad today?

[0:01]Because my dad is at the police station, hospital.

[0:04]Oh no, I'm so sorry to hear that, David.

[0:07]Do you want to go home?

[0:08]Yes, ma'am.

[0:10]Praise, do you know why David's mom is in the hospital, the police station?

[0:13]Yes, ma'am.

[0:14]What happened?

[0:00]I really need to talk to you

[0:02]I'll send you 1 cigarette right now

[0:04]click on the Cross next door and listen carefully to kisses