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0:00Someone said once like, oh,
0:00this guy is so ugly. I don't understand the hype with him or whatever.
0:03And one of my fans responded to them and said, uh,
0:05he's a comedian, not a model. Haha,
0:09skinny people is good to see you out.
0:12I know y'all had to skip a spin class to be here.
0:14Thank you. Haha,
0:16got to be up early for sunrise yoga.
0:18I appreciate that.
0:20Fat people, always powerful to see you out and about.
0:24You showed up here tonight.
0:25The seats could have been any type of seat
0:26and you showed up
0:28and you guys are really swarmed by fans and everything
0:30kind of throughout this whole shooting.
0:31How was that to navigate?
0:33I felt so bad for Anne and Stanley and Meryl and Emily
0:36because I know they're not used to that stuff.
0:37But all the fans being there to see me was really sweet. Haha.
0:43Go around back and forth to your trailer and no,
0:45they're pushing Merrill out of the way to get a picture with me.
0:46It's humiliating. It's like you guys,
0:48but I think they're okay. Haha.
0:52You see you got into the glam for me. Yeah,
0:55I did my hair and I put on a little cape and everything.
0:57This color is your color. I'm just pleased as punch to be here, sugar.
1:00Oh, I love you.
1:02And how about this thing about Caleb
1:03is he's never gonna show up on time.
1:04He's always gonna be early. Alright,
1:06that's the thing about you.
1:07The person who made this, uh,
1:08whoever they are, God bless them.
1:10There should be more thirst edits of me by the way.
1:12But this people started commenting like thirsty comments
1:15and then the creator got in the comments and was like, guys,
1:18please be respectful. This was not intended to be a thirst at it.
1:20And I'm like, don't be disrespectful.
1:22Please sexually disrespect me.
1:24I'm dying. No more respect for me. Please.
1:27We're funny, you and me. Yeah,
1:29I would love to feel that someday.
1:30Cause what I think we were just talking
1:33he's been on your podcast.
1:34Did you see him backstage?
1:35I did. Yeah.
1:35People broke us up. We had an argument back there. Okay, gotcha.
1:39He's very charming out here.
1:40You started out calling him handsome.
1:41I got no such treatment. But he's um,
1:44haha.
1:46I do appreciate how little you're talking about your outfit. Haha.
1:50Can I just say also, if you get weight loss surgery,
1:52we shouldn't compliment you.
1:53We should compliment your surgeon.
1:54I don't, you were asleep.
1:56He did all this.
1:58He did all the stuff. You lay there,
2:00you lay there asleep and he,
2:02you didn't even go to sleep.
2:02They had to put you there.
2:04And then he, it's not like you were like, no,
2:06you didn't even you didn't even like you were fighting it.
2:09He's like, count 1,
2:112 count backwards from 10 10.
2:14What horror movie would I survive?
2:16Texas Chainsaw Massacre you're not gonna kill me with a chainsaw
2:20why is that? Cause he walks slow as also right now
2:23try to pretend to cut me with a chainsaw
2:29and boom my lips and boom my lips if he comes if he comes up to change
2:34I'm gonna do this
2:36and boom I live
2:37I get caught up in a conversation for like
2:3945 minutes with this wonderful
2:41young woman okay,
2:42is she British? Yes
2:44I I've chatted I've told you this no,
2:47I'm chatting I'm chatting with this young
2:49this beautiful young British woman
2:50and I'm chatting and she's ripping cigarettes and she's so fabulous
2:54and I'm going God Barbie has the coolest friends
2:56you know and I go after a while of chatting
2:58we're talking about life or whatever
2:59I go like I got what are you what are you doing in LA?
3:01What brought you out here
3:02you know
3:02she's British and she and she goes I make music I'm a pop star babe
3:07I already know exactly where this is going I go I go I go oh
3:09what's your name? She goes Charlie hahaha who's Charlie XCX hahaha.
