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0:00Breaking news. Starting today,
0:01deodorant and perfume are illegal in the United States.
0:03All products must be surrendered.
0:05Oh, no,
0:05no, no!
0:06In Miami, it's 100 degrees outside.
0:08I'm gonna die here in Florida.
0:10Babe, happy anniversary.
0:11Two years. Come here.
0:12Give me a hug. Tyler,
0:13please don't hug me. Please,
0:14I'm begging you. Stay right there.
0:16It's my natural scent, babe.
0:17The government says it's healthy.
0:18The government never smelled you.
0:20This bus smells like a gym bag that died,
0:22honey. A gym bag that died in July.
0:24Ma'am, please put your arm down.
0:25Please, I'm begging you.
0:26I can't breathe. Can't, sweetie.
0:28Gotta hold the bar. And it's only eight in the morning.
0:30Biscuit, come back!
0:31It's me. It's Daddy.
0:32Biscuit, where are you going?
0:33Sir? Even your dog doesn't want you.
0:35Look at the palm trees. They're leaning away from you.
0:37Everybody's leaning, lady.
0:38It's the whole city. The whole city stinks,
0:40secretary. People are fainting on the subway.
0:42Why ban deodorant? It's for the good of the people.
0:45Every American has the right to smell
0:46the natural scent of their neighbor.
0:48And how do you smell, sir?
0:49Next question. Lunch break, boys.
0:52Arms up. Let it breathe.
0:52100 degrees in Miami, baby.
0:54Big Mike, put your arms down,
0:55man. The restaurants right there.
0:56The fancy one across the street.
0:58The government says it's healthy, junior.
0:59Breathe it in.
1:01Gerald, the flowers are dying.
1:02The champagne glass just cracked.
1:03And my lobsters running away.
1:05Everybody out! Out, out!
1:06We're closed. I'm closing the restaurant forever.
1:08Somebody call my mother, please.
1:10Babe, I showered three times. Three?
1:12I use the dog shampoo. Please,
1:14just let me in. I love you, Tyler.
1:15I really do. But I love oxygen more.
1:17The flowers died on the way here, babe.
1:18Sorry. I tried.
1:19I really tried. Spray.
1:2180 bucks, roll on 100.
1:22French perfume? You don't want to know,
1:24sweetie. That's robbery.
1:25That's $80 for deodorant? Are you serious?
1:27That's freedom, sweetie.
1:28The fresh kind. Take it or smell it.
1:32Oh, my god!
1:33I can breathe! I smell like a person again!
1:34I smell like a human being again. Finally.
1:36You're welcome, sweetie.
1:37Same time next week? And don't tell nobody where you got it.
1:39Never. I swear, never.
1:39Not a word. Natural scent,
1:41huh, secretary?
1:42What's that? French?
1:43Smells expensive. Young lady,
1:44this is medicine. Prescription medicine.
1:46Nothing else. It says Paris on the bottle,
1:48secretary, and I'm already recording.
1:49Smile, secretary.
